Ever day, we facing a lot of difficult and annoying problems that look simple but always make us feel stress and uncomfortable. This is an example of our daily problem and a very cheep way to deal with it.1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic!
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the wife about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be too afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
Hope this can make you smile... hehe...this is just a joke, so don't ever practice it ok.
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